If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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