i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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