I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
