JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's shark week go big or go home
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