mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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