i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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