I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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