Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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