do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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