You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
