How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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