I think I am morally bankrupt
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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