You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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