I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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