OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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