So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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