Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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