Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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