In the future we'll all be gay
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I can't turn off my feet"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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