Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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