new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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