I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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