I seem to have left my pride at pride
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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