and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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