Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
