She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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