big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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