allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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