Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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