Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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