i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
North Korea, Best Korea!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
