just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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