We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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