I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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