I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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