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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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