so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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