was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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