Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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