Define "chronic" masturbator.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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