I am in a vortex of obligation.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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