I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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