what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm both gender and math confused
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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