are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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