My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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