I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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