come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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