I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
