i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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