so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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