I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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