: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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