he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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